WONKY eBOOKS

 

Before you scroll down to the ebook shop,

do you fancy a QUICK FLASH?

 

( A Quick Flash is a short, short story. Maybe you could read it on the way to work? )

Quick Flash Believable Bizarro stories

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Linda Barnett-Johnson commented on your blog post "Where do you get ideas? A 
tested answer." on Book Town (Feb 2015)
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'What an imagination! I assume that you write humor books. If not, you sure 
should. You are a gifted writer and I laughed several times. It's really nice to 
know you. I'm still shaking my head and smirking.' 
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Frankie

I'm writing you back earlier tonight as when I started this message it was only 2:30 AM in Chicago so I am a half hour ahead of schedule. How's that for progress. Thank you for your response. I had a chance to sample some of your writing and I'm glad I did. You are an incredibly talented, funny and prolific writer - from my experience a rare combination. I wish I had a project to "plug you into" but unfortunately I don't at the present. However, now that I have been exposed to your unique style of writing, I can pass your work along as applicable and as appropriate. Thanks again for the reading enjoyment. Write on!

Jeffrey Doman - 9:41am Nov 20

 

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EROTICA
IRREVERENCE
CHOCOLATES & FLOWERS
CHILDRENS
THE HEALING PROCESS
DISTURBANCE

 

Book Reveiws:

Give Samira a wad of cash... and look what she says:

'Lool, your writing is sooooo good! I'm going to read your books because you are what we all should be like. As far as the wellbeing stuff goes, I am going to try that heart technique and I hope it helps. I'm such a tense over thinker and I always mess up auditions because I think I'm not good enough or I completely go into this weird world where its just nothing.
Thank you for your wonderful words.
In the buy one get one free  story, the offer baffles me because whenever you do get it, the majority of the time you end up wasting it because you don't need it!
Loool funny and yes I will read your books, the Well being section might help me become a more relaxed, peaceful happy person.'

Yours

Samira

Frankie Lassut- People's Writer

 

'Hiya, I'm on my way out the door, bah humbug bloody Christmas. The book was great, made me smile. It was just like you talking! I'll have a look at the website and write properly when I get back in.'

A friend.

 

*** New Books***

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A Bizarre Collection of Male Cow's Doodah's

 

Bizarre, or is it bizarre?
I once had a weird friend called Stuart. He wanted to invite me around his house when he was throwing a party, because he wanted to introduce me to his friends as ‘a bizarre man’. The guy worked at IBM so he wasn’t stupid. I’ve read my writing, obviously and I don’t find it bizarre, it must therefore be my legion of readers who are bizarre. It could be my fans who read my stuff who are bizarre? And they obviously blame it on me.

 

$2.99

A Bizarre Collection of Male Cow's Doodah's

 

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A Bizarre Collection of Male Cat's Doodah's

 

That’s the trouble with being a bizarro writer (I can’t help it), but anything normal that I write seems bland. Normal is a funny word to describe anything with; know what it means? Well. Today is your lucky day, because I’m going to tell you (that’s actually bloody nice of me, don’t you think?)

 

 

$2.99

A Bizarre Collection of Male Cat's Doodah's

A Bizarre Collection of Bonzo Dog's Doodah's

 

 

We hope you enjoy these little pieces as much as Frankie enjoyed writing them.
Well, ok … he was locked in the cellar at he time. It’s a good job he likes being locked down there. Down there with Cedric, who seems to like him. Cedric is a gorilla, a male silverback, from the local zoo, who was so loving that the zoo had to get rid of him. Cedric would act all innocent, and when the male keeper came in to feed him … erm, Cedric would have his wicked way with him.

 

$2.99

A Bizarre Collection of Bonzo Dog's Doodah's